Ahoy and avast ye there, Mateys!
Climb aboard and sign on for the
High Seas of Cyber Space with Captain Howdy .

 CyberSpace where the laws of time, space, common sense, and good taste, are completely dispensed with.  This voyage is dedicated solely to the aggrandizement, adoration, history, and pontifications of the ORIGINAL CAPTAIN HOWDY.  This may strike some as vain or limiting, but remember, as the song said:

 "Captain Howdy lives in all of us,
no matter what people say...
it's just that he likes the night time,
and most people like the day."
                         - Simon Stokes & the Nighthawks (Howdy, Captain Howdy)